Call Center - again

Tech Support: I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.
Customer: Ok
Tech Support: Did you get a pop-up menu?
Customer: No
Tech Support: Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?
Customer: No.
Tech Support: Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?
Customer: Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and […]

5 Comments »Filed under: Call Center, JokesPosted on August 23rd, 2007

Installing Love

How to Install LOVE on HUMAN computer.
Tech Support: Yes, ma’am, how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes, I can help you, are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do […]

No Comments »Filed under: Call Center, LovePosted on August 20th, 2007

Call Center Side Effects - Pinoy Style

Eto ang mga side effects ng pagtatrabaho sa CALL CENTER …
sa sarili mo :
01. wala ka nang pakialam sa buhay
02. di mo na kilala ang mga bagong artista…. si mahal at mura lang
03. di mo na alam itsura ng mga malls…
04. sanay ka na ding mag English o mag coño!
05. kaya mong tiisin na di […]

5 Comments »Filed under: Call CenterPosted on July 28th, 2007

Call Center Bloopers

Here are some of the hilarious mistakes call center agents make.
Agent from a local phone company entertaining a Visayan Customer:
Cust: hiillo! wala kasi yung bell ng pon namin???…
CS: Hindi naman po ba nabagsak yung phone?
Cust: Hende naman…
CS: Kailan pa po ito nagsimula?
Cust: Ang alen?
CS: .Na hindi po nagri-ring yung phone?
Cust: Nagre-reng naman ah?!
CS: Di ba […]

3 Comments »Filed under: Call CenterPosted on June 23rd, 2007

Call center

Call center cause of mental disorder?
By Mayen Jaymalin
Touted as the country’s leading source of employment, call centers are now also considered a threat to the health of many young professionals.
Occupational health experts warned yesterday of a possible rise in the prevalence of mental disorder and other diseases due to the growing number of call centers […]

No Comments »Filed under: Call CenterPosted on May 29th, 2007